The Word 13/The Word 13 (Disk 2 of 2).adf/Files/09-best_legs.txt/09-best_legs.txt

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$19e|1-The best legs in the world



                dun essayistically by Mammoth/Syndicate


It  was  a  normal  Saturday  morning,  I  awoke and went downstairs for
breakfast.  Idly flicking through a Damart catalogue that came free with
the  express  I  noticed something which caught my eye, made me spurt my
cornflakes and yell "cor, look at the legs on that".

It  was  a  piccy of a woman modelling tights, just sitting on the floor
with  her  left  leg curled round and right leg out in front, its summat
else,  her  smile....   oh  god  who is this woman???  I am in love, can
anyone  enlighten me on my quest to find out more about this girl?  I`ve
never  seen her before and probably never will again, but if you were to
see  her  piccy  in that Damart catalogue you`d be wanking from now till
Doomsday.


Can anyone help???  I`m desporate!!!!  (Not for the obvious tho, had
three today already!).


$ff0[I  must  admit  I am a leg man myself.  Ever seen Jill Hennessy's legs?
She's  the  female  DA in Law & Order.  To find this girls name you must
find  the  photographer  first.  Does the catalogue list his name or the
agency  he works for in small print anyhere?  If not then you'll have to
Social  Engineer  the advertising staff at the catalogue to get his name
or  contact  number.   From  there,  check  the  net  for  info  on  the
agency/photographer  and  it may list the models he uses with a picture.
If  not then contact him direct (social enginnering once more) with some
bogus  story about being interested in hiring the girl for a shoot.  Use
your imagination!  Or get a girlfriend.  8) Kei]
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